How to make money writing online

(Without being a gewd riter)

I stared at the screen in disbelief…

After a year writing online, it finally happened.

$3,000 was just deposited into my bank account.

“Holy sh*t… I just landed my first ghostwriting client.”

(I may or may not have busted out kitchen dance moves so white they could file your taxes.)

But here’s the funny thing:

  • The client never asked for my resume.

  • The client never asked if I had a degree.

  • The client never asked how many years of experience I had.

They only cared about 2 things…

But before I reveal what that is:

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2 Reasons Why 90.69% Of Writers Make $0 Online

There are writers 10x smarter than me, but make 10x less.

They have English degrees from fancy schools…

I dropped out of college and used to deliver pizza.

They use words I have to Google…

I write like I'm texting my friends.

They win writing contests…

I win clients.

So what's the difference?

Mistake 1) Writers Think Writing = Money

Nope.

Writing doesn’t pay.

Results pay.

I love writing, but writers are some of the most pretentious c*nts out there.

They only want to write about what THEY want to write about.

Then they wonder why they have 0 clients and begin to consider selling feet pics to pay their bills.

Now, don’t get me wrong…

There’s a time and place for writing the philosophical stuff.

But if you want to get paid with your words?

You gotta position your writing as a way to help people:

  • Make money.

  • Raise their status.

  • Attract opportunities.

If your writing isn’t tied to outcomes, you’re not a professional writer.

You’re a poet with a Patreon that only your mom subscribes to.

Want to get paid?

Position yourself as one of two things:

  1. A copywriter (sells with words).

  2. A ghostwriter (builds brands with words).

My Growth Ghost member, Laszlo, positions his ghostwriting offer as a way to make clients money.

And that’s why he’s getting results like this:

Mistake 2) Writers Think Smart Writing = Good Writing

Here’s a lil’ secret:

The dumber you write, the smarter you are.

School taught us to:

  • Use fancy words.

  • Use formal sentences.

  • Write long paragraphs.

And sure, that might get ya an A+ on your history paper…

But in the real world?

Engaging writing feels like a conversation with a close friend.

Think about it:

When you text your best friend, do you write:

"I am currently experiencing substantial financial difficulties due to unexpected expenditures."

Or do you write: "I'm broke lol."

The 2nd one hits harder.

  • It's real.

  • It's relatable.

  • It's human.

And that’s the vibe you want in your writing.

Short. Punchy. Human.

Because the truth is:

  • People are lazy.

  • Readers skim.

  • Big words = brain drain.

If your audience has to think too hard to understand you, they won’t.

They’ll scroll.

Meanwhile, the writers who keep it simple?

  • Land clients.

  • Grow fast.

  • Get paid.

There Are People 3x Dumber Than You Making 5x More

Some of the biggest objections to writing online are flat out wrong.

  • You don’t need a degree.

  • You don’t need a giga brain IQ.

  • You don’t need previous experience.

The #1 reason why most never make money is because they’re stuck thinking and not doing.

Just go out and start writing.

I promise, you’ll figure it out.

Your Canadian friend,

Dakota “I Write Gewdly” Robertson

P.S.

I’ve helped 200+ people start their ghostwriting biz from 0.

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